Introduction

Dear adventurers,

There are 3 kinds of blogs: blogs, damned blogs, and statistically generated blogs. This one falls in the latter category. The posts contained here are the answers to questions such as "What would Taylor Swift sing if she became a medical doctor?" or "What if captain Picard from Star Trek was actually a Jedi Knight?" or even "If Lewis Carroll and Rudyard Kipling had a poet child, what poems would they write?" These questions and others like them are answered using a statistical text generator called a Markov Chain. It is my pen. With it, I write the prose and poetry that speaks to the soul. My aim is to take real truth found around us and to do the right thing with it, which will gratify some people and astonish the rest. As a wise man once said, "Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please."

Enjoy yourself. No one else can do it for you.



Markov Twain