"I can't see the floor checking out, or dance.
Gonna be a fighting chance,
This woman is a bit of your life,
She said, 'Ooh-ooh-hoo!'
The dance floor, checking out, or dance.
Spin that guy, never lose your life,
May you get it up, steady tryna pick it cool, what's the last chance?
You can jive, having the time of your sense of wonder,
Dance....I hope you still feel the choice to rush by.
I ain't gonna' give faith a dance.
My keys? I hope one more opens..."
Markov Twain
Wednesday, November 11, 2015
Dr. Swift's Dramatic Diagnosis
Taylor Swift, MD is a hematologist who was born on December 13, 1989. She was a child prodigy who graduated from the John Hopkins University School of Medicine when she was 22 years old. She is known for developing a theory explaining the turning points in complex unhealthy relationships that causing of "bad blood" issues. Her thesis was titled, "Mutations in Bad Blood, their Effects on Terminal Relationships and Resulting Complications". She is currently in residency in New York City and contributes to a journal for songwriting medical professionals published by the Medical Association for International Diseases of Endoscopic Nature (MAIDEN). Excerpts published here are taken from the prestigious MAIDEN journals.
"It was right there.
You live like you're trying to further health complications.
He knew you've never been developing abnormal blood cells.
I shake it off.
oh, trouble, trouble, trouble, trouble, trouble when you walked in the dirty, dirty cheats of medicines, and so if I got bad blood, white blood cells can be mad love
'Cause, baby, now we can also lead to me now."
Dr. Swift
"It was right there.
You live like you're trying to further health complications.
He knew you've never been developing abnormal blood cells.
I shake it off.
oh, trouble, trouble, trouble, trouble, trouble when you walked in the dirty, dirty cheats of medicines, and so if I got bad blood, white blood cells can be mad love
'Cause, baby, now we can also lead to me now."
Dr. Swift
Introduction
Dear adventurers,
There are 3 kinds of blogs: blogs, damned blogs, and statistically generated blogs. This one falls in the latter category. The posts contained here are the answers to questions such as "What would Taylor Swift sing if she became a medical doctor?" or "What if captain Picard from Star Trek was actually a Jedi Knight?" or even "If Lewis Carroll and Rudyard Kipling had a poet child, what poems would they write?" These questions and others like them are answered using a statistical text generator called a Markov Chain. It is my pen. With it, I write the prose and poetry that speaks to the soul. My aim is to take real truth found around us and to do the right thing with it, which will gratify some people and astonish the rest. As a wise man once said, "Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please."
Enjoy yourself. No one else can do it for you.
Markov Twain
There are 3 kinds of blogs: blogs, damned blogs, and statistically generated blogs. This one falls in the latter category. The posts contained here are the answers to questions such as "What would Taylor Swift sing if she became a medical doctor?" or "What if captain Picard from Star Trek was actually a Jedi Knight?" or even "If Lewis Carroll and Rudyard Kipling had a poet child, what poems would they write?" These questions and others like them are answered using a statistical text generator called a Markov Chain. It is my pen. With it, I write the prose and poetry that speaks to the soul. My aim is to take real truth found around us and to do the right thing with it, which will gratify some people and astonish the rest. As a wise man once said, "Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please."
Enjoy yourself. No one else can do it for you.
Markov Twain
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